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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her,
"If you release me from theis trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes......whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!!"
The woman said, "That will be just fine."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,
"You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
"That will be just fine." The woman replied. "I will be the most beautiful and he'll only have eyes for me."

SO.....KAZAM.....she's the most beautiful woman in the world!!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog reminded her of the condition to this wish and that her husband will be in turn 10 times richer than she.
The woman said, "That's just fine because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."

SO.....KAZAM.....she's the richest woman in the world!!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: WOMAN ARE CLEAVER BITCHES....
don't mess with them!!!!!