WELL SINCE I'M GREEK, I THINK IT ONLY FITTING THAT I SHOULD INCLUDE, IN MY PAGES, A FUNNY ABOUT GREEKS....HEEHEE...SOME TRUE...SOME EXAGERATED BUT ALL MEANT FOR LAUGHTER.

10 REASONS NOT TO MARRY A GREEK FEMALE

10 REASONS NOT TO MARRY A GREEK MALE

1.  ONE WORD..."BAABAAAAAA"
     (ACCOMPANIED BY CRYING).

2.  SHE CAN'T COOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER.

3.  HAVING YOUR CHILDREN AND CLEANING YOUR HOUSE ISN'T HER IDEA OF FUN......GO FIGURE!!!

4. THE RELENTLESS WHINNING OF HER VOICE WILL DRIVE YOU INSANE.

5.  YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH HER BEFORE MARRIAGE, BUT FIND OUT AFTERWADS THAT SHE'S SLEPT WITH YOUR BROTHER, COUSIN, AND UNCLE

6.  SHE ALWAYS HAS AN OPINION ABOUT EVERYTHING.

7.  ONE WORD.....NAGGING.

8.  BUYING NEW LIVINGROOM FURNITURE EVERY SIX MONTHS IS NOT HOW YOU WANT TO BE SPENDING YOUR MONEY.

9.  SHE THINKS "GREEK STYLE" IS HOW YOU COOK GREEN BEANS AND CHICKEN.

10.  SHE WON'T LET YOU SHOW HER WHAT  "GREEK STYLE" REALLY MEANS.

1.  TWO WORDS......HIS MOTHER!!!!

2.  SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT SOMETHING.

3.  HOUSEWORK AND BEARING HIS CHILDREN IS NOT YOUR LIFE'S AMBITION.

4.  YOU HATE HIS MOTHER'S COOKING AND THAT'S ALL HE'LL EAT.

5.  HIS BROTHER, COUSIN, UNCLE ALL HAVE THE HOTS FOR YOU.

6.  SPENDING YOUR WEDDING NIGHT ALONE,  WHILE HE PLAYS POKER, IS NOT YOUR IDEA OF FUN.

7.  YOUR NOSTRILS CAN'T TAKE THE AMOUNT OF COLOGNE HE SPLASHES ON.

8.  YOU THOUGHT "GREEK STYLE" WAS HOW GREEN BEANS AND CHICKEN WAS COOKED.

9.  LOOKING AT OTHER MEN IS FORBIDDEN, BUT I'TS OK FOR HIM TO MAKE VULGAR SOUNDS AT PASSING FEMALES.

10.  DOES THE TERM CHEAP MEAN ANYTHING?

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