jokmoreponder

" I AM " is reportedly the shortest complete sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I DO" is the longest sentence ?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before gettting OUT of the water ?

Are people more violently opposted to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs ?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to ?

Can fat people go Skinny Dipping ?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers ?

Could it be that boulders are statues of big rocks ?

Do bleached blondes pretend to have more fun ?

Do chickens thing rubber humans are funny ?

Do fish get cramps after eating ?

Do fish get thirsty ?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?

Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer ?

Do poliece sketch artists start out by drawing chalk outlines ?

Does condensed milk come from smaller cows ?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side ?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations ?

How can their be self-help GROUPS ?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him ?

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees ? And who has been diss-ing them anyhow ?

How do I set my laser printer on stun ?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign ?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes ?

How do you let someone know you painted a wet paint sign ?

How can you have a "civil" war ?

How do you throw away a garbage can ?

If "con" is opposite of "pro", then what is the opposite of progress ?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose ?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him.....is he still wrong ?

If a mute swears, does his mothe make him wash his hands with soap ?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages ?

If a person thinks marathons are superior to sprints, is that racism ?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation ?

If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled ?

If a turtle loses its shell, is it considered naked or homeless ?

If a vampire cannot see its reflection, how is their hair always so neat ?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting ?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working ?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed ?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes ?

If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes" ?

If the #2 pensil is the most popular, why is it still #2 ?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent ?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat ?

Isn't it unnerving that doctors call what they do a "practise" ?