PERFECTION

This joke was taken from a site called I farted.com

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
Once snowy, stormy Christmas Eve,
this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along
a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Clause with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas,
the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and
Santa Clause had an accident.
Only one of them survived
WHO WAS THE SURVIVOR?
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THE PERFECT WOMAN SURVIVED OF COURSE.
She's the ony one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Clause and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

*****WOMEN STOP READING HERE, that is the end of the joke, MEN keep scrolling*****

























SO, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving.
This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you are a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point;
WOMEN NEVER LISTEN EITHER!!!

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