Writings!
Hey, I get bored, I write silly lists and stuff. Here they are for your reading enjoyment.
List - "99 Ways to Tell if You are Stuck in the Early 90's" (4/11/01)
Essay - (Well, for want of something more accurate to call it.) "Really Deep Questions About 80s Cartoons" (also 4/11; Some adult content and bad words!)
List - "Ye Olde Obligatory List O'Rants" (also 4/11; Not for baby gremlins or people who can't sense sarcasm!)
Essay - "Little Davey in Slumberland" (6/4/02; Not for people who can't handle a little implied drug usage.)
Strangeness - "Michael Jackson's Ghosts - the Abridged Transcript" (10/26/02; Not for baby gremlins cause it's scary! Also not for M.J. fans without a sense of humor. ADDENDUM: 11/24/03 - Wow. Just... wow. This thing just got about 75 percent more scary.)
List - "Rejected Quincy, MA Slogans" (1/18/03; Not for baby gremlins cause of some sick, evil humor.)
Weird Stuff from College - "the List of Lists!" (Started on 1/18/03, Last Update on 6/9/03; Some adult content, drug humor, naughty words, and other insanity. Also not for people who can't sense sarcasm [no, I'm not really suicidal because of the Olsen twins; and I've got nothing against dragons].)
Essay - "Salvaged Yesterdayland Stuff!" (4/25/03; Some adult humor and naughty words. Also probably not for baby gremlins who don't remember half of this stuff anyway.)
List - "Better Subtitles for 'Star Wars: Episode Three'" (6/9/03; Some adult humor and naughty words. Also probably not for people who like JarJar.)
List - "Harry Potter Books We'll Never Get to Read (for good reasons)" (6/9/03; Muchos adult humor, drug humor, and naughty words.)
Strangeness - the Live-Action "Hugga Bunch" Movie - the Abridged Transcript (9/22/03; I do not like the Hugga Bunch! I think that should be evident by the end of this thing. Not for baby gremlins cause it's scary! Also not for Hugga fans without a sense of humor.)
Holiday Stuffs - Obligatory Christmas Content! (11/24/03; You know, this one actually seems to be safe for all!)
List - Things I hope Don't Happen in "Matrix Revolutions" (11/24/03; Not for baby gremlins; what are you doing reading something about an "R" rated movie anyway?)
Madness, Fear, and Loathing - What We Did in Las Vegas (3/24/04; Not for baby gremlins; mild language and suchlike.)
Holiday Stuffs - Operation Santa Drop! (11/29/04; Scary costumes and, according to CAPalert's review of "Charlie's Angels", skydiving = "Impudence, Hate". [Uh... yeah.])
List - LaGremlin's Annual Time Capsule! (1/10/05 and beyond the infinite! It is updated every year!; Not for baby gremlins or people who think Ashlee Simpson is a real live anarchist. [Great Zarquon singing fish, does she even know what an anarchist actually does?])
Holiday Stuffs - "Lord of the Rings" Valentines? (2/11/05)
Adventure - What We Did in Santa Monica, CA (5/16/05; Not for baby gremlins; mild language and suchlike. You get the picture by now.)
Strangeness - Strange, Forgotten 80's Toys! (10/20/05)
Strangeness - The Wuzzle Conundrum: An Attempt to Answer a Question of Great Societal Fallout (1/20/06)
Adventure - the Harvard Museum of Natural History (5/9/06)
Spoiler-rific Essay - "His Lost Materials" (11/16/06; I'm not kidding about the spoiler part!)
Essay - A Very Small "Land Before Time" Information Page (1/19/07; Safe for all, unless you actually like the sequels.)
Holiday Stuffs - Quincy's Christmas Parade! (11/27/07; What can I say?)
A Big Damn Thesis! - LaGremlin and the Chronological Animated Disney Canon (1/12/08 - 3/6/08 - Some PG-13 rated humor, but you all know me by now.)
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