Rejected Quincy MA Slogans!
A few years ago, my hometown had a contest to find an official city slogan. They were going to use it in their tourism materials or something. Well, I think they ended up with something dumb like Quincy MA! History is FUN, FUN, FUN!!! I don't know, I'm too lazy to look it up.
Actually, I don't want to look it up. See, when my dad and my uncle and my cousins heard about this contest, we had way too much fun coming up with our own ideas. See, granted familiarity breeds boredom and all, but we natives really have no idea what kind of appeal Quincy would have for tourists. Picture Springfield from "the Simpsons" and you have an idea of what it's like here. Anyway, here's what Clan Gremlin thought up as the most wonderful tourist board slogans our dear little town could use.
And, as a little disclaimer, this is written with the deepest love for my hometown.
Quincy! Go away!
Quincy! The Tragical History Tour!
Quincy! Cashing in on that John Adams book for all we're worth!
Quincy! Fun if you think going to a church with dead Presidents in it's basement is entertainment.
Quincy! We have four whole T stops!!!
Quincy! For proper viewing, take the red pill now.
Quincy! Well, at least it's not Amherst.
Quincy! The beaches are closed. No, you don't want to know why.
Quincy! Dump the evidence here!
Quincy! Yeah, we're scared of that Uncle Sam dude too.
Quincy! Don't take us for GRANITE!!! Get it? Get it? OMG! WTF? LOLercoasters!!!!!!!!
Quincy! Hey, can I borrow your chainsaw?
Quincy! Why flush it when you can swim in it?
Quincy! Community spirit! Shopping! Food!!!
Quincy! Eh, f*** the lot o'ye!
Quincy! Brought to you by the Randolph Mega-Multi Cinema Googol-plex!
Quincy! What smell?
Quincy! When you're ready, see Mick! Bwahaha.
Quincy! "A strong heart embiggens the smallest man!
Quincy! Kilroy was here!!!
Quincy! No, you aren't in Dorchester yet. Keep driving.
Quincy! Red Sox! F*** YEAH!!!
Quincy! What are those squirrels doing?
Quincy! Boring people with Mohawks!
Quincy! Oh, sh**! What's this rash mean?!?
Quincy! "It's a lot! It's a lot. It's a lot! It's a lot. It's an awful lot! It's a lot. It's a lot! Like life..."
Quincy! Don't get mad at us if you go for a swim and come out with an extra finger or three.
Quincy! You know, I could go on with this forever if I really wanted to. :p
Quincy! NKOTB 4-eva!!!
Quincy! What's on TV?
Quincy! "Mommy, I'm scared!"
Quincy! It's pronounced "Kwin-ZEE", dammit! Stupid from-away people.
Quincy! You sure you want to poke at that?
Quincy! Broadcasting LIVE from some crazy guy's fillings!
Quincy! I see dead people!!!
Quincy! What'd I just step in?
Quincy! Our paper still runs "the Born Loser"!!!
Quincy! Hey, wait a minute! This isn't a lobster!
Quincy! Heah'z ya f***in' double burgah!!!
Quincy! Look! Big granite rocks!
Quincy! Uh... that's not a beached fish bleeding on the beach...
Quincy! Well, Martin Scorsese thinks we're cool, so there!
Quincy! Can we stow away in your trunk? PLEEEEEEEEASE????? Damn you bastards!!!
Quincy! Dude, where is my vat of toxic waste?
Quincy! "SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!"
Quincy! Veni, vidi, vomui.
Quincy! Pardon our spit.
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