A Whole Lot of Silly Lists! -or- Weird Stuff I Thought Was Funny in College
In college, I wrote a lot of silly lists when I was bored. I figure they might as well have a home on the 'net. I've already had mostly lists in my site's Library, but what about shorter lists? Well, they're all going here. Unlikely Anne McCaffrey Titles! Dragon Poop Olsen Twin Movies Mary-Kate and Ashley go to Paris! Lessons Learned from "Pee-Wee's Playhouse" Everything is more fun if you sing “la la la” constantly. Top Five Signs that 'the Secret World of Alex Mack' is an Allegory of Teen Drug Use (an old Yesterdayland post)
5) She sees sparkles shooting out of her hands; Top Five Signs that the "Teletubbies" and the Furbies are on Drugs (yet another old Yesterdayland post)
5) The Teletubbies live in one of those hippie freak dome houses; Yet Another
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Dragon Soup
Dragon Stew
Dragon Spew
Dragon Puke
Dragon Thong
Dragon Bums
Dragon Accordions
Dragon Spleen
Bob Jones, the Janitor of Pern!
The Yellow Perch of Pern!
The Boring, Satisfied Citizens of Pern
All the Hairs of Pern
All the Chairs of Pern
Pretty Fly for a White Dragon
The Mad-Ness Monster of Pern
Mary-Kate and Ashley go to Rome!
Mary-Kate and Ashley's Photo Safari in Costa Rica!
Mary-Kate and Ashley go to London!
Mary-Kate and Ashley get to go on a Super-Fun Adventure because, about Sixteen Years Ago, they were the babies who Didn't Sleep or Cry through the rehearsals!
Mary-Kate and Ashley go to Tokyo!
Mary-Kate and Ashley go to the Mall of America!
Mary-Kate and Ashley make you want to Kill Yourself!
Mary-Kate and Ashley go to Tahiti!
Mary-Kate and Ashley go to the Moon!
You could wind up in jail if you make TWO prank phone calls!
At a salad bar, it’s recommended to taste-test the mushrooms, just in case they’re poisonous.
Mrs. Fee would probably win in a fight against Divine.
“It’s not a good idea to mess with majick, it could be dangerous!” – Jambi
If your cowboy buddy teaches you to square dance, thank him by teaching him to pogo.
“You have to put this (bright red wig) on if you wanna pogo.” –Pee-Wee
Cab drivers get offended if you don’t notice when they’re wearing a new jacket.
“Reality is so unreal!” – Chicky Baby
Some people dream in clay animation.
The louder you are, the more fun you’re having.
Michele is a popular boy’s name in France.
You can make it from Arizona to California on a scooter.
“Big feet, big boots!” – Cowboy Curtis
Just remember, when you’re playing hide and seek, few people check the ceiling.
Cows can give excellent advice about etiquette for fancy dinner parties.
Kings don’t like it when you scream at them.
Food is a tad unappetizing when it’s got little smiley faces.
Robots are really good breakdancers.
Rapunzel might have had the hair, but she was a horrible dancer.
“Nothing’s better than a good ‘Hardee-har-har’!” – Cowboy Curtis
The best robots have built-in record players.
Some mouse holes have dinosaurs living in them.
The show doesn’t end until you run out of ideas.
4) She thinks she can turn swirly colors or into water;
3) She'd be in really deep trouble if any adults found out about all this;
2) She thinks a big corporation is out to get her;
1) She got her trippy powers from a weird chemical!
4) The Furbies spend the better part of the day talking to themselves;
3) The Teletubbies spend the better part of the day hallucinating things (they see movies on their tummies; what's up with that?);
2) Their eyes are really freaky (the "eyes of Ibad" as Frank Herbert would say), also they speak gibberish;
1) Any kids show that has a smiling, shrieking disembodied baby head on fire that represents the sun has GOT to be working on more than one level!
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