Better Subtitles for "Star Wars Episode Three"!
Well, here's another list I managed to save from Yesterdayland. Aside from the ones I thought of, I've also listed the best ones from other Y-L-ers. So without further ado, here are our suggestions for the next chapter of the "Star Wars" prequels, where so far we have learned that you can test positive for Jedi and that Darth Vader, the greatest villain in movie history, was a whining little punk as a lad. What shall happen next???
(Thanks BuffyPets:)
"Star Wars Episode Three! Gosh, We Had Yoda Kick Arse, What Else Can We Do?"
"Star Wars Episode Three! Our Geeks are Better Than 'Star Trek" Geeks."
"Star Wars Episode Three! the Quest to Upset More Whining P.C. Sissies!"
(Thanks Psiqueue:)
"Star Wars Episode Three! SHOW ME THE MONEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Thanks DocMartin:)
"Star Wars Episode Three! Dammit! Why Can't Harrison be Twenty Years Younger?"
"Star Wars Episode Three! Yeah, We Thought of the Video Game First."
"Star Wars Episode Three! the Director Who Went Up a Classic and Came Down a Disasterpiece."
(Thanks Nepper T. Cat:)
"Star Wars Episode Three! George Lucas Has No Place Else to Go!!!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! R2D2 Saves Everybody's Worthless Butts Again."
(Thanks P-Possum:)
"Star Wars Episode Three! Just JarJar."
"Star Wars Episode Three! the Impotent Rage of the Critics!"
(Thanks Ol' Line Rebel:)
"Star Wars Episode Three! So Many Muppets!!!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! Free With Your Purchase of the 'Return of the King' DVD!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! PLEASE Come! We'll Show Boobies in This One!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! the Search for Mark Hamill's Career!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! George Lucas Learns How to Count!"
(Thanks TuneyLoon:)
"Star Wars Episode Three! This Movie is Supposed to Cover THIRTY YEARS???"
(This here last bunch is by yours truly.)
"Star Wars Episode Three! Happy Life Day!!!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! George Lucas and the Complete Waste of Everybody's Time!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! As Mythic as the Current Dub of 'Power Rangers'!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! M'eh. Let's Watch 'the Matrix' Trilogy Again."
"Star Wars Episode Three! SOOOOO Many Unresolved Plot Threads."
"Star Wars Episode Three! Return of the King! (Wait...?)"
"Star Wars Episode Three! We Don't Kill JarJar in This One Either."
"Star Wars Episode Three! Making Kevin Smith Cry!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! Hey Joseph Campbell! Defend THIS!!!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! the Puppets vs. the Cartoons!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! the Prisoner of Azkaban! (Wait...?)"
"Star Wars Episode Three! 'Meesa LOOOOOOOOOOVE You to Bitsa an' Pieces!!!'"
"Star Wars Episode Three! N*SYNC 4-EVA!!!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! Yes, Darth Vader Was a Whining Little Punk as a Lad. Deal."
"Star Wars Episode Three! Star Wars Regurgitated!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! More Crapping All Over Your Childhood Memories!"
"Star Wars Episode Three! Oh, Let's Just Get This Overwith."
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