| NOTE: THE CLEMENTINES DO NOT ENDORSE RYAN FALK OR GUITARS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM |
| The Clementine Mystique: Deliciously Exquisite |
| You've probably bitten into one of the several scrumptious members of the citrus family at least once in your life. But have you really lived: have you allowed yourself to indulge in the almighty tastiness of the clementine? If the answer is no, then we have a major problem, my friend. You might as well curl up and die for denying yourself a clementine for even this long. Have no fear, though; for help is on the way! This site is dedicated to spreading the word of the clementine and encouraging avid followers of this healthy treat. So, explore! Learn! Enjoy! Hopefully, we will be able to enlighten you enough to join in the closeknit group known as... you guessed it... the Clementines. Throw out your oranges and your tangelos. You won't be needing them here. EUREKA! AN UPDATE! Check out GOLDGATE: The Marquette Saga |
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