| Clementinian Disciples Her Royal Fruitiness, Kaiser Madame Clementine of New Jersey; Keeper of the Lemon-Marinated Beef Roast, Princess of the Kingdom of the Clementines, Heiress to the Pharmacy of Wal-Mart, Admirer of Cousins (Beth) Fuhrer Frauline Tangerine; Queen of the Quails, Mad Scientist to the Order of the Clementines, Grand Empress of the Realm of the Dwarves; the altruistic, benevolent, chivalrous mistress of Frank (Rachel) Sultan Crab Apple, Holy Assassin of the Order of the Clementine (Nate) Countess Muskmelon; Guardian of the Ents, Queen of the Ghetto, Master of Meat, Concubine to the Holy Assassin (Shelly) Czarina Kumquat; Regal Scribe to the Order of the Clementine, the Great White Wizard of the Kingdom of the Netherlands (Amanda) Baroness Fortunella; Negotiator to the Tangelos, Ex-Wench of the Archduke, Pharoah of Kleptomania (Erin) Archduke of Gooseberry; Heir of Isildur; Elessar, King of Eriador (Peter) Baron of the Currants; Warden of the Goats, Lover of All Men, Chieftan of the Gump Clan, Loyal Follower to the Order of Nilsestuen (Derek) High Priestess of Papaya; Dark Lord of the Ree-Rees, Sacred Mother of Frank, Guardian of the Realm of Italian Shrubery (Carolan) Lady Lime; Curator of the Pouch of the Tangerine, Concubine to the High Court, Slutball of the Order of the Clementine (Jessica) Master Fruitcake; Groundskeeper and Lifeguard of all the Lands of the Kingdom of the Clementine (Carter) Lord Raisin; Keeper of the Shadows, King of the Undead, Dweller of the Bowels of Hell (Brandon) Prophet of the Passion Fruit; Bearer of Chlamydia, Whore to All Clementines (Allie) Bastard Fitzpeach; Intergalactic Princess of the Empire of Scorpio, Goddess of Vertigo, Thane of Cawdor (Emily) Chancellor Starfruit; Sworn Defender of the Noble Billican, Seeker of the Illusive Carmen Sandiego, Master of the Chinese Firedrill, Honorary Member of the Order of the Clementine (Eric) |