| Clementine Favorites |
| Color - Orange; and its various shades (Of course) Day - el Cinco de Mayo (Los clementinos le gustan fiestas) Entertainer - George Carlin (It's time to start slapping people...) Inspirational Speaker - Al Franken (Oh, Just Looking At Your Spouse Will Make Your Skin Crawl) Car - 1995 Grand Am 2-Door Sport Coupe (Only in white) Country - Canada (America, but more French) Holy Roman Emporer - Caligula (The only one with enough courage to wage war against man's true enemy - the sea) |
| Amusement Park - Little America ("Ride the mad mouse!") State - Illinois (the Mordor of the United States) Democratic Presidential Candidate - Dennis Kucinich (Mmm, vegans) Organized Religion - Catholicism (It's old school) Former Communist Country - the Czech Republic Favorite Forgotten Half-Crappy/Half-Funny Movie - "Drop Dead Gorgeous" (Shut your legs!... I could drive a boat show through there!) Composer Named Felix - Felix Mendelssohn Slummy City - Detroit |