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| This is a picture of our photogenic demi-god, Frank. Frank is a delightful, whimsical demi-god. He enjoys longs walks on the beach and sunsets. He is normally in the form of a goat but occasionally takes human form and walks amongst mortals. The last sighting of Frank was in Brazil during the Carneval in 1983. |
| Frank enjoys the perks of being a demi-god. He currently resides in a magnificent castle fashioned by his Disciples in Morocco in the late 1700's (pictured below). This 300,000+ sq. foot wonder has 203 bedrooms, 100 bathrooms, 20 kitchens, a 40-car garage, 4 pools, an art museum, a zoo, and is equipped with a full serving staff. A beautiful grove of clementine trees surrounds the premesis. Frank often enjoys sharing his home with unfortunate hobos that stumble onto his property. |
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