| The Clementine Diet Clementines are not only scrumptious, they're good for you! The sweet little fruit only have 35 calories and are packed full of goodness. They are a good source of vitamins A and C, folate and fiber. The Clementine Diet is based on a hearty consumption of clementines. If the diet plan is followed a 185-lb. person will weigh 120 lbs. in only three weeks! The Typical Day Breakfast - 4 Clementines A shot of lemon juice Lunch - 3.2384 Clementines A nickel-sized portion of sauerkraut One 8-ounce glass of holy water Snack- 1 boullion cube marinated in tabasco sauce Supper - 18 Clementines 1.5 lbs. lemon-marinated beef roast One thermos of fresh bat blood Click below for some scrumptious Clementine recipes! (Not allowed on the Clementine Diet). Oriental Chicken with Clementines **This diet is not endorsed by any doctor anywhere on earth. |