Clementine Photo Album
Lord Raisin; Keeper of the Shadows, King of the Undead, Dweller of the Bowels of Hell (Old Man Loomis - "Brandon")
Baron of the Currants; Warden of the Goats, Lover of all Men, Chieftan of the Gump Clan, Loyal Follower to the Order of the Nilsestuen ("Derek")
High Priestess of Papaya; Dark Lord of the Ree-Ree's, Sacred Mother of Frank, Guardian of the Realm of Italian Shrubery ("Carolan")
Sultan Crab Apple, Holy Assassin to the Holy Order of the Clementine ("Nathan")
Czarina Kumquat; Regal Scribe to the Order of the Clementine, the Great White Wizard of the Kingdom of the Netherlands ("Amanda")
Her Royal Fruitiness, Kaiser madame Clementine of New Jersey; Keeper of the Lemon-Marinated Beef Roast, Princess of the Kingdom of the Clementines; Heiress to the Pharmacy of Wal-Mart, Admirer of Cousins ("Beth")
Countess Muskmelon; Guardian of the Ents, Queen of the Ghetto, Master of Meat, Concubine to the Holy Assassin ("Shelly")
Fuhrer Frauline Tangerine; Queen of the Quails, Mad Scientist to the Order of the Clementines, Grand Empress of the Realm of the Dwarves; the altruistic, benevolent, chivalrous mistress of Frank ("Rachel")
Baroness Fortunella; Negotiator to the Tangelos, Ex-Wench of the Archduke, Pharoah of Kleptomania ("Erin")
Archduke of Gooseberry; Heir of Isildur; Elessar, King of Eriador ("Peter")
Bastard Fitzpeach; Intergalactic Princess of the Empire of Scorpio, Goddess of Vertigo, Thane of Cawdor ("Emily")
The ONLY Fruit worth Worshipping...
Lady Lime; Curator of the pouch of the Tangerine, Concubine to the High Court, Slutball of the Order of the Clementine ("Jessica")
Master Fruitcake; Groundskeeper and Lifeguard of all the Lands of the Kingdom of the Clementine ("Carter")
Chancellor Starfruit; Sworn Defender of the noble Billican, Seeker of the Illusive Carmen Sandiego, Master of the Chinese Firedrill, Honarary Member of the Order of the Clementine ("St. Louis Eric")
Prophet of the Passion Fruit; Bearer of Chlamydia, Whore to All Clementines ("Allie")
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That's all, folks, every last one of us... as you can see, we're an eclectic group of people.
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