Who is Tangelope?...He is the spawn of Satan. He is the leader of a notoriously worthless cult. He was originally born on the first Monday of the year 666 A.D. from the ashes of the ruins of Pompei. He has been able to survive to this day because he sucks the souls of mortals and then inhabits a body of a pet of theirs. He is alive today in quasi-human form. He is a poser. He currently lives on a death farm which was built a top an ancient Indian nuclear waste site in the most rotten place on Earth. He likes to eat kittens and stomp on flowers. Unfortunately, he also has extracurricular activities. The "club" he is most involved with is the Tangelos, one of the most evil, murderous organizations in the world, second only to the Masons.
The Tangelos are a small but vicious group of corrupted little boys. They have thrown rhetorical mud onto the pristine Clementine reputation by spreading ridiculous lies when they, themselves, are at the root of all evil in the world. They are responsible for, among many things; the sinking of PT-109, the Black Plague, the Trail of Tears and Celine Dion's music career. The Tangelos are also perverts. They have dozens, if not millions, of spies all over the world; little troll dolls with gnarled hair (similar to a Tangelo) and warm, inviting faces; watching unsuspecting people. These dolls were molded, by hand by a Tangelo, from the waste at Cherynoble and bear a strong resemblence to the Tangelope himself. If you possess one of these "dolls" cast it into a vat of acid immediately.
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