June
2000 - 9
Journal of Dana Scully
Friday June 9, 2000
After finding me on the
floor of The Office twice yesterday and
having depleted his supply of cold compresses, AD Skinner
thought it best
that I concentrate on some other tasks at hand. Today I
worked the
autopsy bay.
I like autopsies a lot,
I always have. Human anatomy is a beautiful
thing to behold in all of its healthy glory. The idea
that I can bring
dignity back to the departed after they suffered often
unspeakable torture or
untimely deaths can be very humbling. I just wish I
wouldn't crave mushroom
pizza in the middle of the exam. And my brother Bill
thinks I have a weak
stomach Hah!
I have to admit, I've
had a bit of trouble making it through some
autopsies since I've conceived Mallomar. It's got to be
those pregnancy
hormones. Ironically, I've never vomited during an
autopsy. But I still get
those freaky fainting spells every time I have to examine
a male
subject's anatom.... :::THUD:::
From
the Journal of B. W. Overcoat M.O.W.
June 15
We've
taken to holding daily meetings on the bed while Scully's
out
and attendance is mandatory. Quite an ingenious idea if I
do say so
myself. Of course, I did think of it and what's the point
of being modest?!
This way we (but most importantly I) will know when Black
WalMarte Special
Four and Black Target Bra Three have been returned. AND
it will also
allow me to keep better tabs on what's been going on in
Scully's world since I
don't exactly get out much at the moment. It's a good way
to get the
entire collective to work together on this, to.build
friendship and
teamwork. There's been too much division between the
under and over classes for
too long to say nothing about the more worldly lording it
over the
underutilized. I'm sure there are more than a few
garments keeping things to
themselves for various reasons. Although not much came
out today, I'm certain that
as the sense of trust and camaraderie builds, more
interesting facts will
come to light, especially from those shyer garments.
Spoke
to the Lacy Blacks and the Frilly Blacks today. Seems
like
only the Frilly Blacks have had a close encounter. It
happened the night
Scully went to Mulder's place to watch some guy movie
called GolfHut or
something which Scully wasn't exactly thrilled about.
Apparently the evening hadn't
started very well but it improved and after the movie
Mulder asked if she'd
like to stay and she smiled and nodded. The F. Blacks
gave quite a detailed
description of what took place but they didn't actually
witness
final contact. I guess that would be good enough for most
but not me. I
want to hear from someone who actually saw it. Beside
moans and groans can
be faked. And words like, "Oh God, don't stop,"
and "Faster" and "Do it
again," could apply to just about anything! As could
"Agent Scully, you really
know your stuff," "I always KNEW red hair was a
sign of vampirism" "I thought
you didn't like to wrestle," and "At least I
know you didn't need to waste
your last wish on THIS."
+mayonnaise
+Mallomars
+mustard
+miniature
marshmallows
+MilkDuds |
+melba
toast
+milk
+mouthwash
+mints
+maraschino cherries |
++
Barf-A-Way Spot remover for diningroom carpet
++++++Home
pregnancy tests for Dana!!!
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