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Give yourself a pat on the back! You've found my archive! |
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Really, this is what the web-page was supposed to be about: my idiotic writings. Keep in mind that it takes alot of effort to bring text from my computer onto the webpage (i.e. pressing the on button). But it matters not, I have some writings here already! If you keep checking up from time to time, you'll see some new articles, but until then, you'll have to make do with the ones you've probably already read before: |
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CLICK EACH ARTICLE TO VIEW IT, DUMBASS |
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- You think the trains are bad? Try the god damn buses |
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- EXCLUSIVE! My interview with Axl Rose! |
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- My birthday at Morrisions! Yes, the crappy supermarket! |
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- Me, my shoe and dog poo |
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- Like your pants clean? I swear, don't click here! |
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- Science: Your ally in seeing some tits! |
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- Zombie proof your house! |
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- Your stars.. by mistic kozza |
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- Don't believe everything you see |
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- The salt cellar SUCKS |
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- E.T. is polluting your planet - the cunt! |
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- The future of home entertainment... delayed! |
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- The (fake) moon landing |
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Tramps ROCK! |
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The battle of the century! Mr.Muscle Vs Mr Sheen! |
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- The fine art of suing |
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- Turn that fucking radio off |
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- Wacko Jacko, what a cunt! |
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- Classic jokes that diss shaggers..! |
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- Sunday people... in crisis? |
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Clicking here will make the homepage erect very quickly |
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