Since when does everything have to be so damn expensive? Those tasty-but-not-enough portions of nuts behind the bar.. they should be giving them away for free, not charging 60p for a tiny handfull. But hey, thats just the nuts; Beer is very expensive there. You can buy two pints for a fiver and have very little change. Buy those same two pints at kings, and you've got enough to buy a few packets of crisps, atleast. Why do people go there to get drunk? Its too expensive, assholes. No wait - it gets worse. The prices for the actual food is stupid compaired to some of the places I've been. And even the fruit machines are 30p a play. Dammit, what ever happened to the humble 5p a play efforts?
What? You cry. Think about it, all up that area of middlewich is the "posh" land. The house are nice, fair enough. But because the industrial estate is there, 24hour sprogs up and so does travel lodge. That part of middlewich is a very rich area, thus targeted at rich people. When us tramps go in to salt cellar, we get looked down on by rich assholes with their �44,000 per year jobs. They can employ the likes of us becuase we aren't a target comsumer.
Come on, sean nearly shat himself when he went to �4 an hour at 18. What the fuck? Procter is earning peanuts and kearns (when he was working there) was earning something like �3.40 an hour. Twat the boss, lads. Rob the money you should have been earning, instead of him keeping it all to his big fat self. At the prices they charge, they could easily afford to pay you a bit more.
From what I've seen, it makes me cry to think what they call "food". Shitty, tiny, retarded pizzas for �2something. Yuck. And even the chocolate dessert had something wrong with it; it wasn't edible. If they had some proper chefs in the back making fresh food, not rav slatting some half cooked shite into a microwave then I might eat there. Oh, and they'd have to knock the prices down too.
The worst is to come: They drop food on the floor then put it back onto the plate. WHAT? Only an asshole could do that...oh..wait...
Come on, give the poor fucker a chance. Just because he didn't fill out his CV properly, doesn't mean he should be disqualifed from having a job. I bet they threw his CV into the bin without a second glance.
Wankers.
When I used to work at mistrys pharmacy, it gave me more skills than I expected - I know a good disposable camera when I see one. And I know that the ones that the salt cellar sell are really are shit. They use a cheapo film called "italiano" which sucks. If the photos work (which only about 40% of the cameras do) they come out of a lame quality. The film is usually just blank anyway. Ever get the chance to get one of these cameras in your grubby little hands? Break off the cardboard surrounding and marvel at the peice of shit it really is.
The amount of kids who bought a camera, took some photos at TC's play barn (kiddies part at the cellar), then had them developed is quite a lot to be honest. And a hell of alot go home dissapointed. I normally just tell the parents, and let them tell the sprog that thier birthday photos didn't work. And a fiver for one of those cameras? 12 exposure? What a rip-off! But don't buy cameras at mistrys pharmacy - mistry is an asshole.
Kim metcalf works there. Watch out kids!! She might sit on you!!
Once I remember sitting there just listening to this brat whining that it didnt want its food there. Okay, I couldn't blame it for not wanting to eat it, but it was screaming and shouting. It pissed me off.
Come on, nothing beats a naked man flapping his dick around whilst your attempting to eat the food.