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Tramps ROCK! |
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Gods best creation? My vote is on tramps. They absolutly rock. They just sit around, asking for money and drink vodka.... They have achived every mans goal in life. Whats more, try talking to one. They are very friendly and approachable. Other tramps do "things" for money. You just finished with your girlfriend? Not to worry - a shady fiver in the right tramps hand often buys you a good hours sucking. |
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The mentally wrong are no fun. They talk some shit but thats about it. The physically disabled, well, they sit in thier wheelchairs expecting your to change their freshly soil underkecks every so often. Poor are no good. They steal money from you and are all smackheads living in thier retard council houses. All of societys scum are boring with the exception of tramps, they aren't like that at all. Okay they are oficially homeless, but that doesnt stop them from living in their abandoned warehouses and street doorways. You see that tramp on that goldfinger video? I cant remember what the songs called (but Im sure you goldfinger bum-lovers will know) and John (whats his name..? the lead singer) is singing the words to that video. The tramp next to him is as happy as larry. Tramps have also made a brief apperance in FHM. FHM paid tramps to share information about their lives. The tramps were more than happy to share information about what they get up to (for a shady fiver of course). And street tramp's dogs, they rock and because tramps have lots of time off, they teach their dogs lots of stuff to do. I saw one dog play a mouth organ and another one played dead so realistically, that it had flies around its eyes and mouth. And the tramp even joked that it at been underfed. Oh, they are a joking lot those homeless. |
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As you can clearly see, we have alot in common with out homeless cousins. See Charles here? He collects empty stuff just like the way you collect your CDs. Hey has anybody told charles that empty bottles are worthless? Oh what a joker. |
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Now laugh all you want but this tramp here is called popeye (i know this cos it says on a website). Although name-wise he may have a lot in common with our sailor chum, but infact the only girl he ever had in his life wasnt called olive and she wasnt alive either. He plays flute for cash... well hes doing a better job than trampus (for you gormless tits, trampus is a local to middlewich who walks around with his flute. You often hear him down the canal in summer but he doesnt make money. Mice just follow him) |
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So there be some tramps that rock. However, no-one dare compare themselves to the tramp that was around middlewich a while back. Now he rocked. What with his walking the same journey twice with his bazillion bags he carried. Rumours go that he had �800 with him, and he collected rain in a glass for a delicious watery drink. |
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Thats it. Remember tramps rock and next time you find yourself without and sexualness and there is a tramp infront of you, go for it sunshine. Its only a fiver. |
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Tramps may rock, but not as much as my homepage. |
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Or perhaps the kmail index? The choice is yours... |
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