Perhaps Michael Jackson should consider something similar. Over the past 20 years, Mr. Jacko has paid a fortune to plastic surgeons to hack away at his face, so why doesn't he ask them to graft a child onto his body, for comfort and convenience? If he did, I bet he'd insist afterwards that there was nothing wrong about the relationship, just as he's now insisting that its perfectly normal for a 44 year old man to share a bed with little boys (odd that the girls never get invited round to spend the night). Following the screening for Martin Bashir's interview with jacko in the U.S, Jackos even lodged a complaint with the ITC, protesting that the programme made him look like a cunt and a bad parent. I can see why hes complaining here, he seems an expert when it comes to, well, rearing children. And bashir's interview highlighted that very much so.
"New nose? Of course, sir." "A new wonky mouth for $2 million? Excellent choice, sir." "Whiter skin? Of course, sir and if anyone asks, its vitiligo" (a strange disease that makes black skin go white, and very thin, hence Jacko's inability to take criticism).
If Wacko's employees won't tell him the truth about his sorry state, what abou this close friends? Chirst, and you thought jacko was bad? Take Elizabeth Taylor for a nice example. She reckons that Jacko is the least wierdest man shes ever known. Well that must make him feel better, as shes had a history of chronic alcoholism and bulimia. Not heard of Lizzy Taylor? Okay then, surely you've heard of Uri Geller, defender of jacksons right to take parent's kiddies to bed with him. Uri has made his living from bending spoons and possibly bending the children for Jacko.
We've established hes a cunt, so reading through todays paper I was most delighted to hear that more people hate him!! I am not alone. However, people can be much harsher than myself. Read some of todays letters from the sunday people:
I was sickened by Michael Jackson's admissions that he slept with boys. If any other bloke in their forties made a similar admisson, they'd be hounded as a peadophile. Its surley time an investigation was lauched into this decidedly creepy man.
Is jacko wacko or what? (never heard that before) His life of excess is proof that that there should be a wage cap on celebrities! Anyone who can spend millions of dollars in an art shop without batting an eyelid is clearly getting paid too much.
Michael Jackson has a genuine desire to make life as magical as possible for children, because his own childhood was dominated by beatings by his father. It's typical of our narrow-minded society that he's regarded as a freak.
Just skimming throught the sunday people seeing as I've got it in my hands. Ah, look at the front page.
- He contradics himself on some of his songs. For example: Doesn't matter if your black and white, so why change your damn skin colour?
- He sleeps with kids! Surely thats reason enough to hate him!!
- He wants to be immortal. Nobody can live forever. Some cunts try though.
- Jacko slept with Macauly Culkin when he was 12
- He started off a black man and has ended up as a white woma