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| Jokes that diss shaggers! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hey now who can resist a set of jokes that make fun out of shaggers? That'll teach the cunt not to get into the trolley -stopping our fun. Hey, these jokes are also of poor quality so you'll laugh at the shitness. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why did shaggers climb over the glass wall? To see what on the other side |
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| Why isn't shaggers aloowed coffee breaks? It would take to long to re-train him |
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| Onto the jokes, squire! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If me and shaggers got chucked out of a plane, who'd reach the floor first? Me. Shaggers would have to stop for directions. |
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| How do you know shaggers has been using your computer? Theres tip-pex on the screen |
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| How did shaggers try to kill the bird? Threw it off a cliff |
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| What do you call a fly in shaggers' head? A space invader |
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| Why does shaggers write TGIF on his shoes? To remind him Toes Go In First |
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| How do you amuse shaggers for hours? Write "please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper |
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| How many people like shaggers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? 5. One to stir the mixture and four to peel the smarties. |
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| How do you make shaggers laugh on saturday? Tell him a joke on wednesday. |
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| Shaggers was walking along, when he looked up to see a bird flying over-head. Suddendly, the bird drops a big shit over him. Shaggers says: "Good thing I caught that with my mouth otherwise it would have got me in the face. |
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| What do you do if shaggers throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin out and throw it back. |
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| If this has failed to make you laugh then picture Ken Dodd on ecstasy, then picture shaggers. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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