Q:What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?
A:One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect. Click here for more short jokes
Homer Simpson Wisdom
(Homer)I used to rock and roll all night and party ev-er-y day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky!
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Q:You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A:Shoot the lawyer. Twice. Click for more lawyer jokes
Funny Insults
What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity. More Funny Insults