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Where do cows go on the weekend?
To the Moo..oovvies.

Who carries a basket, visits Grandma and steals her jeweler?
Little Red Robin Hood

What were Tarzan's last words?
Who greased the vine!

What do people do in clock factories?
They make faces all day

Why did the tap dancer retire?
He kept falling in the sink

Why did the boy wear a belt on his teeth?
He couldn't find his braces

How does the biologist communicate?
With his cell phone!

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish

What's got a trunk, lots of keys and four legs?
A piano up a tree

What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it drove pink cars?
A pink car-nation!

What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation!

Why did the crab get arrested?
Because he was always pinching things

What do whales eat?
Fish and ships.

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!

What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
He was asking for directions!

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?
Tell him a joke when he's a baby!

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks!

What is a myth?
A female moth!

What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
It gets wet!

Why did the woman take a loaf of bread to bed with her?
To feed her nightmare!

What city cheats ON exams?

Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A's and one B!

Who invented fire?
Some bright spark!

Why was the Egyptian girl upset?
Because her daddy was a mummy!

What did the boy say when it was time for his violin lesson?
Oh, Fiddle!

What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!

What is a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups!

What runs but never walks?

What is green, four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists!

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