YO MAMA SO FAT....
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for
the new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free
Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when someone wants to shake her hand she has to give
directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says
"okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE
HOUSE!.......
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time,
please!!!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat her fat dimples, got fat dimples!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A.,
Chicago...
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the
her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride
HER!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunjee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's
wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to
get up again.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
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