Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Radio
Radio Who?
Radio not, here I come...
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby Who?
Toby ... or not to be!
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
StopWatch
Stopwatch who?
StopWatch yer doin and open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Stop crying, it's just a joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry Who?
Harry Up and open this door
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben waiting all day for you to open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woody.
Woody who?
Woody you want!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Oops, I'm out of Kleenex!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
(sing) Sam and Janet evening...
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese! Just open the door and let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long before you open the door?
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