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Issue 2007 Preview
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HUMOR CORNER
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Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could."
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up"
said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman
rose to his feet.
"Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?"
enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to
see you standing up there all by yourself."
Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Johnny: "I don’t know."
Teacher: "Bark, Johnny, bark."
Johnny: "Bow, wow, wow!"
Teacher: "Why are you late?"
Boy: "Because of a sign down the road."
Teacher: "What does a sign have to do with your being late?"
Boy: "The sign said, 'School Ahead, Go Slow!'"
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Teacher: "You missed school yesterday, didn't you?"
Boy: "Not a bit!"
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Teacher: "How do you spell "dog"?"
Boy: "D, o, g, enter."
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You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you're the bomb.
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
You from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
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Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda.
Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that.
Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear.
Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this?
Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.
Chris Rock
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