WELCOME TO DR SKY TOWER'S WEBSITE!!!

Just who is Dr Sky Tower?
He is the World's  only Psychiatrist dedicated to the mental wellbeing of ELEVATORS!

That's right, Pilgrams, ELEVATORS!!! Renown for his famous advice given to his many human patients,
Dr Sky Tower has now turned his attention to the many elevator patients he sees every day......
FROM AN ANONYMOUS PATIENT:
Dr Sky Tower, what's a Burp?
Dr Sky Tower answers:
Why Dear Anonymous, a Burp is a Fart that took the Elevator.
DR SKY TOWER:
ELEVATOR PSYCHIATRIST!!!!!
ELEVATORS! That don't work!!!!
Dr Sky Tower Answers elevator patient's sorry questions...
More Insane Elevator
Advice
Elevator Passengers: The Species!
Elevators: The Species!
Dr Sky Tower's favourite ELEVATOR JOKES!
The Dumbest one Liner jokes about elevators!
Short
Elevator Story-jokes you don't want to know about!
Some
Long elevator Jokes, bad enough to make you sick...
Ridiculous
Elevator Bar Jokes you should stay away from!
Some Funny
Non-elevator Jokes.....
That BUILDING In That Little City called AUCKLAND
See a pretty Portrait of the Sky Tower getting hit by lightning...
Dr Sky Tower interviews the Mayor of
Auckland...
A nice little
poem from one of Dr Sky Tower's Patients
Check out these cool
photos of the Sky Tower!!!
Watch A.J. Hackett
Bungi Jump off the Sky Tower!
SMELLY BODILY FUNCTIONS... That confuse elevators
Dr Sky Tower's 2003 Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work
A List of Different types of
Poots that disgust Elevators
Human Pet Peeves that annoy Elevators......
Uses for the word
F**K!
Dr Sky Tower's Favourite LISTS
Funny
THINGS to do in an Elevator....
A Set of Elevator LAWS all Riders Follow...
Dr Sky Tower Disects Sci Fi Movies!
The Phantom Menace gets RIPPED!!
Dr Sky Tower Observes
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace!
Part of a Novelisation of the Movie:
SHORT CIRCUIT 2!!
Some pictures of that character JOHNNY FIVE!
DR SKY TOWER'S Insane Patients Stories!!!
The Mis-Adventures of Shortz and Lo
FIRST EVER MOVIE ABOUT A
KILLER ELEVATOR!!!!!
Dr Sky Tower's favourite LINKS
Dr Sky Tower's Guestbook (honk, honk!)
Dr Sky Tower's Elevator Pet Gallery
This May take awhile to download...
Go Here to see an Elevator-Girl  PIN UP!
Go Here to see an Elevator-Boy PIN UP!
This website is always being updated by the Good Doctor - Please visit frequently!!!
The Small Print: Dr Sky Tower makes no attempt to make profits (ho ho) or breach copyrights out of Gifs, Pretty pictures or his Elevator Patients!!! This is STRICTLY a Humour Website Only!!!!
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