Anatomy

DR SKY TOWER
BORES HIS READERS WITH HIS DEPLORABLE ELEVATOR
ADVICE!!!

DR SKY TOWER OFFERS ONLY THE BEST ADVICE TO HIS ELEVATOR PATIENTS!!!. HERE ARE SOME OF HIS ANSWERS TO NAGGING ELEVATOR QUESTIONS....
TAKE NOTE: DR SKY TOWER TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR DAMAGE INFLICTED TO INSANE INDIVIDUALS WHO THINK THEY ARE ELEVATORS AND TRY TO CARRY OUT HIS ADVICE.....

Dr Sky Tower, How do I get rid of my Passenger-A-Phobia?
Dr Sky Tower Says...
Disguise yourself as a Staircase. Passengers won't use you, then!

Dr Sky Tower, how do I stop impatient passengers bashing the buttons in my cab?
Dr Sky Tower Says...
Electrify the, hmmm, buttons. If they push 'em too hard, give 'em a 1000 watt shock!

Dr Sky Tower, I am so bored with my life. I am tired of going up and down all day long.
Dr Sky Tower Says...
Try going, hmm haa, Sideways.

Dr Sky Tower, how do I stop passengers pushing all the buttons in my cab, then getting out so I am forced to do every single floor? They find this a JOKE!!!!!
Dr Sky Tower Says...
When they, hohum, try to get out, keep the doors closed. Then do all the floors they pushed. At 100km an hour. End of Discussion!!!!

Dr Sky Tower, what do I do to stop sick, twisted individuals from using me as a toilet?
Dr Sky Tower Says...
After they have done their, hmm ha, Doings, drop at least 5 floors straight down, and then stop REAL hard.
This will throw them to the floor, and they should, by all justifiable accounts, end up face first in their own She-ite!!! This should ho, ho give them a permanent fear of elevators.