DR SKY TOWER'S GALLERY OF ELEVATOR PETS

ADOPT one of these ELEVATORS for a PET... They make good pets!! You dont have to feed them or love them! They certainly don't love you back! (DUH)

What's that AWFUL smell in here....?

Your pet elevator is very expensive to look after, however. The cheapest elevator pets can start at $20.000 and that's just a small one. A pure bred or Pedigree elevator costs upward of $100.000!!

Woah!! Down boy!  D----
OOWWWWW!!!!!

Your pet elevator makes an excellent gaurd dog! If your elevator doesn't like the look of someone you meet, that someone betta watch out!!!

Elevator: GRRRRROWWLLL!!!
(SNAPP!!!!)

Warning:  These elevators are very difficult to BREED.

Victim: "OH SH*T!!"

Elevator: "WHHOOOPS!!"

Come on in! Enter Me! My bite is MUCH worse than my Bark!!!

Having problems with your elevator gaurd dog? This is what happens to an elevator that doesnt do what its told.

DITTO.

I make a better gaurddog than some stupid elevator!

I am Elevator Pet. Tell Me what to Do.

What's THIS?? An elevator interior??? I'll push ALL its buttons!!!!