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Ask the Human First Group Bras & Panties Success Free Will Cryptic Message Bagels & Gravity There & Back Medieval Value Big & Hairy Second Group Brave Soul Toilette Paper War & Dance Assessment Fatal Love Sex & Gravity Rhyming Orange Michigander Third Group Domination Picking Things Helen's Secret Sane Advice 42 George Orwell Male Ladybugs Boning the Ham Fourth Group Declaration Colorless Odor Microwaves Cow in Pants Find the Tower Wellspring Wax Paper Other Shoe Watchmen ---------------------------------------- Ah... weird people.
God love 'em.
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Deco - of Spring - questions: What is a practical use for wax paper? My mom used to have it around the house when I was a kid, but I can't figure what it's used for. It doesn't stick to anything, it doesn't absorb anything, it doesn't hold up well in the oven! I would be ever so grateful for an answer....
The Human Responds: Instead, I'll tell you the truth. Wax paper is used by diabolical serial killers. They use it to gag their victims before brutally dismembering them. The wax paper, as you note, will not stick or absorb, and holds up to heat. This is very important to the cost conscious serial killer. Think about it. One roll of that stuff can be used over and over and over. Gently tug the wax paper wad out of the corpse's once sticky, wet, hot mouth and its ready for the next victim. I hope this doesn't cause too much tension on your end. Say hi to your mom for me.
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 © sklender, 1996 - Until My Death, and then three weeks beyond that. |
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