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Ask the Human First Group Bras & Panties Success Free Will Cryptic Message Bagels & Gravity There & Back Medieval Value Big & Hairy Second Group Brave Soul Toilette Paper War & Dance Assessment Fatal Love Sex & Gravity Rhyming Orange Michigander Third Group Domination Picking Things Helen's Secret Sane Advice 42 George Orwell Male Ladybugs Boning the Ham Fourth Group Declaration Colorless Odor Microwaves Cow in Pants Find the Tower Wellspring Wax Paper Other Shoe Watchmen ---------------------------------------- Ah... weird people.
God love 'em.
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Jono - of Mad Dog, Texas - appeals: How did you get so many people to ask you so many questions? Do you actually care? Are you really an advanced AI like your semi automatic responses would indicate? Did you fake the Shakespear quote? Is there more that you can tell me about the reason WHY? (other than 42...) Did you know that 42 is also the universal constant?? How is your psychiatrist doing?
The Human Responds: With promises of fame, power, and sex appeal by getting their names up on the Wall. I've not heard back from most of the posters so I can only assume that they've each gone on to fame, yet wielded such power as to keep it out of the media, thereby somehow enhancing their sex appeal. I think they've each bought an island somewhere where they can be astoundingly famous, powerful, and sexy, yet in complete and utter privacy. Do you actually care? No. Are you really an advanced AI like your semi automatic responses would indicate?
Did you fake the Shakespear quote? Nay. You may search the bard's entire works online and find whatever quote you're mentioning. Is there more that you can tell me about the reason WHY? (other than 42...) Nope. But according to an article, Douglas Adams said that he faithfully checks the alt.fan newsgroup(s) dealing with him and sometimes responds. If you find out, let me know... no, wait, somehow let the world know. There. The responsibility is now yours. Did you know that 42 is also the universal constant?? It's also the age my mother wishes she was again. But that shouldn't come as a surprise since she's part of the universe, hence she has no choice but to wish this. Even moms dare not go against the laws of physics. How is your psychiatrist doing? Fine now. I forgot about him in the basement for a few days and he was a wee bit dehydrated. I've removed the old iron chains from his hands, legs, and neck and replaced them with new restraints made from Dow's oh-so-wonderful-to-the-touch Corian. He no longer complains anymore but I think the duct tape might have something to do with that, either that or he's entering into the second stage of Hans Selye's General Adaptation Syndrome. On behalf of him and myself, thanks for your concern.
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