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Ask the Human
First Group
  Bras & Panties
  Success
  Free Will
  Cryptic Message
  Bagels & Gravity
  There & Back
  Medieval Value
  Big & Hairy
Second Group
  Brave Soul
  Toilette Paper
  War & Dance
  Assessment
  Fatal Love
  Sex & Gravity
  Rhyming Orange
  Michigander
Third Group
  Domination
  Picking Things
  Helen's Secret
  Sane Advice
  42
  George Orwell
  Male Ladybugs
  Boning the Ham
Fourth Group
  Declaration
  Colorless Odor
  Microwaves
  Cow in Pants
  Find the Tower
  Wellspring
  Wax Paper
  Other Shoe
  Watchmen

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Ah... weird people.

God love 'em.
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Intro
What a wonderful, wide, wide, artificial web we wander (yep, I'm a fool for alliteration, and quite partial to kennings too). So many sources of cold, inhuman info. So many wrong answers.

You know the drill: you type into Yahoo's search field, "Why does X happen every time I am naked?" And it comes back with a bunch of porn sites. Great! But that still doesn't answer your question.

Well, that's where Ask the Human comes into play. BTW, the Human stopped answering questions a few years back, so please don't try to ask. He may get cranky an' come after yo' ass.

 
 
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A fine smattering of questions ranging from lingerie to mythological etymologies.

» Bras & Panties
» Secrets of Success
» Source of Free Will
» Cryptic Message
» Bagels & Gravity
» There & Back
» Medieval Value
» Big & Hairy

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Discover the answers to the Hokey Pokey and the word that rhymes with orange.

» A Brave Soul
» Toilette Paper
» War & Dance
» Assessment
» Fatal Love
» Sex & Gravity
» Rhymes with Orange
» Michigander

Begin »

 
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Among other clarifications, learn the real story about Helen Keller.

» Domination
» Picking Thoughts
» Helen's Secret
» Sane Advice
» 42
» George Orwell
» Male Ladybugs
» Boning the Ham

Begin »

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Learn how to detect the Invisible Man and launch yourself into space.

» A Delcaration
» Colorless Odor
» Microwaves & NASA
» Cow in the Pants
» Find the Tower
» My Wellspring
» Use of Wax Paper
» The Other Shoe
» The Watchmen

Begin »


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