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I finally found a real-world application for my hitherto unused copy of DSM.
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Excuses.
You can never have enough of them. Especially excuses to get out of work. The Random Psychosis Generator will assist you by assigning you a real-world psychosis¹, along with timely advice on how to maximize this psychosis for time off from work. With pay.

Why?
The average person works over 50 hours per week. It's true! I'm not making this up. Think about it: your regular working stiff is in the office/factory/deep sea submersible for 40+ hours each week. Now tack on the prep time (washing, shaving various bodyparts, and dressing) and the commute time. Do you count those lost hours as fun time? I think not.

Therefore time off is of the essence. Especially time off with pay. And to get time off with pay, you'll need an airtight excuse to present to the boss. And that's where the Random Psychosis Generator helps out.

Get to the Point
Alrighty...

  1. Point and click on any part of the brain below.
  2. Repeat until fatigue sets in.
Tip for the... uh... slow -- try poking different parts of the brain.

         Random Psychosis Generator         
 
         Went right to the phallic shape, eh? What's under this wrinkle? Ouch... This one is too deep in the brain. Nothing to see, move along, move along. Ohh! This looks interesting... 'Ladies only... Figures, you went straight to the rear. Are you serious, here? What's that smell? Pick me! And me! And me! No! Do not look here. Zzzzzzzz... For fashion slaves only I forgot what is under here.         
 
To the mildly technical: you're right, it is a decidedly low-tech image map.

¹Gratutious Disclaimer
The psychoses and disorders listed herein are real disorders, some debilitating. To offer some redeeming value, serious erudition on these disorders may be found in your local library, bookstore, or in the "Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders" (which I think is up to revision IV or higher).

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