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Gazing Ball
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Why the spartan design?
Because I couldn't draw a gun, let alone decent artwork.
Forgive me.
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Meanderings with Little in Common
Gazing Ball is merely an extension of a project that began a few years ago, and one that sort of got out of hand. The reason for its existance is that I needed something concrete to work with as I learned this whole HTML-Web-thingy. Yes, I know that a website cannot be concrete, but play along with the metaphor. The new site doesn't change as much as the older incarnations due my increasingly invasive Real Life® but there is still plenty to see and experience.
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Random Psychosis Generator
Stop trying to make excuses for taking time off work. Let the Random Psychosis Generator do it for you! A little disease, a little advice, a little time off. Now that's making the Web work for you.
» The Brain
» Disclaimer
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Lends't Thine Ears
Still buying your music? What the hell's wrong with you!?! You've obviously got a Web device of some sort, so take a moment and download some select music.
» MP3 Chiding
» Selective List
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Ask the Human
Back in the early days of interaction with this site, I used to receive many a question. These ordinary souls would as extraordinary questions. The answers were less so.
» Questions about Lingerie!
» Mythological Question
» Etymological Clarifications
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Horrific Two-Minute Poetry
Poetry takes a lifetime to master. I didn't want to dedicate that much to it. In fact, I limited myself to just two-minutes per ditty. And the quality... uh... rhymes with the word "ditty."
» Sociological Wranglings
» Unintended Puns
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Day & Nightmares
The mind tends to cycle on its own when left for extended periods of time. That's where nightmares come from. Daymares, on the other hand, are the terror of your own stupidity. I suffer from both.
» Hot Chicks™
» Spiders
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Gives't Thine Eyes
Expand your mind with the writings of dead people; open your thoughts to films that you can rent for cheap; and be thrilled by the utter stupidity and unnecessary waste of time devoted to making faxes.
» Damn Fine Authors
» Rentable Films
» Stupid Faxes
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Hank: A Sociopath
See the devolution of a fractured individual. Trust me, I'm sure you work with a Hank or two on a daily basis.
» The Conception
» Ice Cream Social
» The Dentist
» The May Pole Dance
» An Encounter
» Peter
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Scorching Hot Sex!
Yeah, you know you want it. How can you not click on a link that promises scorching hot sex? You trust me, don't you?
» Do You Smell a Fault?
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A Side Note
No more "Why did you make this site?" emails. Just take it for what it is. I'm not trying to sell you something or recruit you for anything. In fact, I've made it easy on you by taking off all references to my email address. The lengths I'll go to make your life easier....
Plus, you wouldn't want to force me to hunt you down. I'd have to then grab you by the ears and intimately introduce your face to some hard surface repeatedly. But I'm not a violent guy, so we won't be tempted to go that route. Cool?
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© sklender, 1996 - Until My Death, and then three weeks beyond that.