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Ask the Human First Group Bras & Panties Success Free Will Cryptic Message Bagels & Gravity There & Back Medieval Value Big & Hairy Second Group Brave Soul Toilette Paper War & Dance Assessment Fatal Love Sex & Gravity Rhyming Orange Michigander Third Group Domination Picking Things Helen's Secret Sane Advice 42 George Orwell Male Ladybugs Boning the Ham Fourth Group Declaration Colorless Odor Microwaves Cow in Pants Find the Tower Wellspring Wax Paper Other Shoe Watchmen ---------------------------------------- Ah... weird people.
God love 'em.
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Tigger - fears: What if the "Hokey-Pokey" really is what it's all about? Has anybody thought of the significance of this possibility?!?! Didn't they consider the consequences when they wrote the song in such a vacuous manner??
The Human Responds: Envision some dark deserted street in 1950s Zurich with two shadowy figures in hushed discussion. Agent 1: "You put your right foot in..." Agent 2: "... and you shake it all about." Then they turn around and shake it all about in unison. Hence, they are known to each other as sworn members of that deadly serious Project Hokey-Pokey. But alas, much of the Cold War secrecy has ended, and all we are left with is the dim remains of some stupid song they play at roller rinks and weddings. I don't think you have much to fear from the Hokey-Pokey song of today, Tigger. Treat it as the harmless bit of nostalgia it is.
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 © sklender, 1996 - Until My Death, and then three weeks beyond that. |
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