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	Ask the Human First Group   Bras & Panties   Success   Free Will   Cryptic Message   Bagels & Gravity   There & Back   Medieval Value   Big & Hairy Second Group   Brave Soul   Toilette Paper   War & Dance   Assessment   Fatal Love   Sex & Gravity   Rhyming Orange   Michigander Third Group   Domination   Picking Things   Helen's Secret   Sane Advice   42   George Orwell   Male Ladybugs   Boning the Ham Fourth Group   Declaration   Colorless Odor   Microwaves   Cow in Pants   Find the Tower   Wellspring   Wax Paper   Other Shoe   Watchmen ---------------------------------------- Ah... weird people. God love 'em. ----------------------------------------		Jeremy - of Canberra - picks over: Why do people who are waiting at traffic lights think that no one can see them picking their noses? Why is it that when you motion for them to wind down the window that they don't want to share? Is asparagus really elephant blackheads? Why is it that when I leave for work at 8am that i get to work at 8.35. When i leave for work at 8.15 i get to work at 8.35. If i leave for work at 8.20 i get to work at 8.35? The Human Responds: Though I am usually loathe to answer multi-part questions, here goes: Why do people who are waiting at traffic lights think that no one can see them picking their noses? You are, in fact, witnessing an optical illusion. The thickness of the window's glass, tempered with the heat both inside and outside the car, gives you the illusion that people are picking their nose at stoplights. No one ever picks their nose in their car. They do it at work. If you don't believe me, go to a co-worker's chair and look at the underside of the seat part. Why is it that when you motion for them to wind down the window that they don't want to share? They cannot share what they have not got. Perhaps if you asked them to see their office chair... Is asparagus really elephant blackheads? No, it is a universally loathed vegetable. This is not to say that elephant blackheads are not universally loathed either. Why is it that when I leave for work at 8am that i get to work at 8.35. When i leave for work at 8.15 i get to work at 8.35. If i leave for work at 8.20 i get to work at 8.35? The batteries in your clock at work are dead. It died at 8:35 a.m. several months ago. Use this to your advantage and tell your boss that you left work at 8:35 p.m. Instead of worrying about being five minutes late, collect a few hours of overtime each day.   « Domination Helen's Secret »

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