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Ask the Human First Group Bras & Panties Success Free Will Cryptic Message Bagels & Gravity There & Back Medieval Value Big & Hairy Second Group Brave Soul Toilette Paper War & Dance Assessment Fatal Love Sex & Gravity Rhyming Orange Michigander Third Group Domination Picking Things Helen's Secret Sane Advice 42 George Orwell Male Ladybugs Boning the Ham Fourth Group Declaration Colorless Odor Microwaves Cow in Pants Find the Tower Wellspring Wax Paper Other Shoe Watchmen ---------------------------------------- Ah... weird people.
God love 'em.
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Tommy the Cat - stresses: College professor declares throughout the term that a thorough study of Olde English is necessary for success in "The Real World"? Dad thinks that the response "Because I said so!" is perfect in its logic?
The Human Responds: Situation: You're in one of those glass elevators somewhere heavily populated. A man in a ski mask bursts through the closing doors and yells at you to get on your knees. A heavy smell of metal and grease emanates from the PK thrust under your nose. "You - college freak," he growls, "tell me two things to live:
With that, he tosses you a tattered untranslated copy of "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight." There is an audible click as he cocks the gun... Dad thinks that the response "Because I said so!" is perfect in its logic? But he's not thinking, therefore he is not. And if he is not, then he is not there. And if he's not there, there's no argument. See? You lose by default.
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 © sklender, 1996 - Until My Death, and then three weeks beyond that. |
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