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Ask the Human First Group Bras & Panties Success Free Will Cryptic Message Bagels & Gravity There & Back Medieval Value Big & Hairy Second Group Brave Soul Toilette Paper War & Dance Assessment Fatal Love Sex & Gravity Rhyming Orange Michigander Third Group Domination Picking Things Helen's Secret Sane Advice 42 George Orwell Male Ladybugs Boning the Ham Fourth Group Declaration Colorless Odor Microwaves Cow in Pants Find the Tower Wellspring Wax Paper Other Shoe Watchmen ---------------------------------------- Ah... weird people.
God love 'em.
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tgnick - of nowhere, USA - signs: Oh, great Wall Scrawler, please help me. I have wondered for many years about this and need your wisdom: If Helen Keller was BLIND and DEAF, how did she figure out what they were 'signing' on the palm of her hand?
The Human Responds: Not all their plans came out peachy though; the Hellen Keller "Water! Water!" talking doll never sold well and she had to endure the inane Hellen Keller jokes that eventually became the fodder of elementary school yards everywhere, though she pretended not to hear them. It was rumored that she liked to rent out entire movie theaters under an alias and watch 3-D films all alone with the sound cranked up, all the while laughing and cackling at the gullible masses.
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 © sklender, 1996 - Until My Death, and then three weeks beyond that. |
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