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Ah... weird people.

God love 'em.
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Deb - of Lodi - solicits:
But onto the question at hand...are there male ladybugs? Thank you for your wisdom regarding this matter.

The Human Responds:
Yes, but they are a highly confused lot.

You see, male ladybugs by their very nature have all the trappings of the female species: they are beautiful, red, and tastefully spotted. The men bugs know they're pretty, but they think they're women bugs. Fortunately for the species, they think they are lesbians and have a burning urge to mate with their female counterparts. The real women ladybugs, for lack of any definite males, acquiesce to their amorous offerings.

Hence the species continues.

And no, turning them over won't help you distinguish which is male and which is female...

 
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