HOWDY!
Welcome to our Absolute Moron Page!  This is going to be fun, I can just feel it. Now, I'm sure a lot of you out there can read, are literate, and aren't having this read to you.  Well, a couple of you, anyway.  Have you seen those "(fill in the blank) for Dummies" and "Complete Idiot" guides?  Well, Tim and I figured we could knock off that idea, too.  I mean, hey, we're both qualified.  So here is the start of a beautiful relationship.
-Absolute Moron's Guide to:

-Dating (for Christians)


-Civil Disobedience

-Getting IT On

-Being a Presidential Candidate on Letterman

-Becoming an Actor

-Fishing

-Taxes

-Lipreading

-Resort Management

-Losing Weight

-Hair Loss

-Proletariat Revolution

-Driving


-Becoming a Superhero

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