Okama bin Ramen

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Philistines behold! You have entered the world of Okama bin Ramen (or simply 'ObR,' short for yours truly), the gay Tariban. I have come to this planet on my mothership to uproot all evil which plagues the human race. ObR stands for human rights, a living wage, and the right for all gay Tariban to enjoy a hot bowl of ramen noodles.

Okama News:

Japan is Suicide Country - (12/07/2004) What is with the obsession among JAPanese regarding suicide? Why is it all the rage? Is it worth the hype? Find out here!
'Made In China,' An International Malaise - (11/12/2004) ObR loves Oriental Chinese take away but begs to differ when it comes to goods made with Chinese chopsticks. Seriously, find out how the 'China Syndrome' afflicts the state of the world economy.
MMORPG Fever! - (08/13/2004) There's a new type of role-playing game played online. Okama went to find out what the hype was about so he could have more things to do while he is self-quarantined in his okama-hideout cave.
Booing in Beijing - (08/11/2004) JAPan got a hot reception from Chinese fans upon winning the Asia Cup soccer tournament. Learn about the V.I.P. treatment JAPanese fans received at the event!
Prominent Japanese Americans - (07/20/2004) Okama has compiled the most compelling and comprehensive census of notable JAs, or JAPanese Americans known to man. Behold, mere mortals!
Important commentary regarding the state of immigrants in JAPan - (05/06/2003) ObR gets serious for a change and tackles the verboten topic of the state of foreigners in JAPan. Find out here exclusively about the relevant issues that ails LORS (Land Of the Rising Sun).
Okama Freestyle Raps - (04/08/2003) ObR am in yo mother-funkin' hooooouse! Ain't nuttin' betta in da worl' like whenz I letz one loose an' buss' a rhyme foo!
Free cookie recipe - (03/22/2003) Okama is bored living in his cave day in and day out. What is a cave dweller supposed to do pass the time? Bake cookies of course! (pdf file - 144KB)
More SUV madness - (03/14/2003) When will the craze come to an end? People are buying more, not less SUVs and personalizing them, reaching a new low for tastelessness.
ObR opens yet another restaurant! - (03/10/2003) Okama is on a roll with opening new restaurants it seems. Find out here if the world needs another ramen joint! (pdf file - 148KB)
Modern sumo statistics - (11/24/2002) Although we are in the information age, the ancient Japanese slapfest-cum-international-sensation sumo predates the stone age. What does this traditional sport par excellence signify in the digital era? Inquiring minds want to know...
Taste test, is this Chinese food real? - (11/15/2002) There are Chinese restaurants and then there are Chinese restaurants. How does the uninformed distinguish between a real Szechwan Hunan spare rib from a fake? Does Panda Express constitute authentic Chinese fayre? ObR went undercover to bring about this exhaustive investigative report.
Beware of ObR impostors - (11/03/2002) There is only one ObR in this world but these leeches are trying to cash in and crash my party! Find out who these hyenas are.
North Korea, let go of the abductees' families already! - (11/01/2002) Kim Jong Il, the oppressive leader of North Korea is at his worst again, refusing to let the rest of the Japanese abductees' families return to Japan. Someone needs to drop da bomb on this nefarious regime!
Micro$oft Anti-Trust Ruling - (11/01/2002) The man we luv to hate again has been let loose and left to his own (evil) devices again. When will the madness end!?
Starbucks has bad intentions - (09/16/2002) The coffee megalomaniac is turning the world into drinking overpriced low-quality beverages. Find out why you shouldn't be patronising this joint.
ObR produces another music album - (09/11/2002) ObR has decided to produce another album to help out the victims of the unfortunate attack a year ago. Please help out by buying your copy now!
ObR opens restaurant - (08/30/2002) With the proliferation of hip 'fusion' cuisine eateries (read: da white man's take on basterdised Chinese food) on the rise, ObR thought of opening his own joint. Please download the menu and salivate over the mere thought of eating at such an establishment. (pdf file - 252KB)
Mac users have advantages over Windows people - (08/20/2002) Many Windows users think Macintosh computers are 'boutique' devices with coloured plastic and cute icons. A recent survey reveals that Mac users are better than Windows lemmings.
Utterly Pointless - Low-Profile Rims on SUVs - (08/13/2002) As if the pointless SUV craze were not enough, there's a new icing on the cake; putting low-profile rims on these vehicles. Find out why ObR doesn't agree with the status quo.
Best of ObR, The Remix Album - (08/03/2002) ObR is a true music lover, so he put his heart and soul into recording his own album. As a musician with many past hits, it was only logical to title the potential multi-platinum seller Best of ObR, The Remix Album! Buy this album and support my cause you lost lambs of God (God of Arrah, that is).
New ISP service - (07/31/2002) To pay for ObR's endless gluttony of eating 3 meals of oomori (super size) ramen per day, I urge all concerned citizens to help ObR's cause and open your wallets and cough up.
Where's the beef? - (07/29/2002) Fast food chains are being sued by obese patrons who claim they were 'misled' into eating gut-busting substandard food. It's time that these crap establishments wise up and serve healthier faire.
GM decontenting (ABS) from cars - (07/17/2002) General Motors, maker of gas-guzzling crap Yank tanks is planning to kill us slowly by removing anti-lock brakes from their low-end cars. Cars kill!
- (06/27/2002) Y2Khai is one loc'd out Asian with Talent (wit a capital 'T')! Swoon to his smooth Oriental raps and his dope Impala with a lift kit.
How hakujins get laid in Japan - (05/10/2002) ObR cannot believe this atrocity! Some hakujin (da white man) actually wrote a guide on how to get jiggy wit it in the land of the rising sun. ObR proclaims holy jihad on all such hakujin and will fight to the end to stop all perpetrators, potential or guilty-as-charged.
Rice chaser personals ad - (04/30/2002) Can anyone believe this! A perverted rice chaser actually posted this 'personals' advert on a catalog bride brochure!
Okama drops stoopid knowledge on Big Daikon! (Rink dead, Okama aporogize!) - (01/17/2002) ObR made his first appearance on Big Daikon, a site where hakujin JET participants rant and rave about miscellaneous happenings. ObR felt loved and was caressed by a beautifully understanding crowd of forum participants.
Anti-big business art - (01/14/2002) If there is one thing that irks ObR, it's big business and government. ObR actually spent quality time making this art-as-a-statement piece of anti-AmeriKKKan corporate unilateralism. All of these companies sell product under a false pretense. If ObR were to take over all business, denizens will all use OKAMAcintosh computers and drink fair-trade shade-grown organic coffee.

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