Okama's always hiding in his cave.
It's where he can misbehave.
He makes nerve gas here.
Because Ramadan is near.

Roses are red and violets are blue,
Okama takes it up the @$$ - that is so true!

No ramen tonight because the yatai is closed.
Got Cup O'Noodles™ instead but this blows.
Heated some water and feeling a little torn.
But spilled it on my crotch so tonight no gay porn.

Okama is lonely, surfing the Web for gay porn.
Got a new box of tissues, 'cos the old ones are worn.
Used up a whole box and need another.
Where is the K-Y? So I took some from my brother.

(Okama meant to post this before xXx-Mas, but couldn't get it out on time)

No xXx-Mas for Okama, homie don't play dat $h!t.
Only Ramadan for him - mo'fo' just won't quit.
Okama's not JEWish so HanuKKKah is also out.
'Coz that's not what being a gay Tariban is about.

(Public Restroom Scribbling)

Okama sat here lonely hearted.
Tried to s#!t but only farted.
Rolaids for heartburn, Imodium for diarrhea.
It burns when I piss, that biiaatch gave me gonorrhea.