Master 'Gill' Bates after a loyal fan got through with him
.
(the pie thrower should have thrown a similarly textured human
waste product which would been more fitting to his demeanor)

Micro$oft, the evil 800-pound gorilla got off with a slap on their wrists and sent to bed with no supper. Since the antitrust court case was stretched out so long in the light of other 'major events' which happened last year (2001) that Okama would rather not discuss right now, Murky$oft was taken off the scrutiny of the limelight. This is utter blasphemy! The only thing Micro$haft's slimy founder Master 'Gill' Bates (get it?) has done so far is to rip people off their original software creations, slap a 'Made for WinBlowz' label on it, and mark it up 500%.

People, the only thing 'Master' Bates, um, er, Gates deserves is a slow and painful death by hanging him by his most intimate of physiological appendages and a 'Singapore-style' caning by all the people who got bent over and anal virginity raped by his dirty and dastardly deeds. That is folks, justice.

If ObR had his way, everyone would use Macintosh computers, eat ramen made from organic (non-GMO) wheat, and trade their camels in for a Toyota (TM) Landcruiser - one of the few real SUVs. Now go f*** yourself!

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