'Ch!nk Krap'
(CK) needs to shape up or ship out. What's with everything being made
by bamboo chopsticks these days? Fortune cookies with no fortune, toilets
that leak, tyres that deflate, steel that rusts, TVs that explode, computers
that don't compute, bidets that don't clean your A$$, vibrators that don't
vibrate, and condoms that break. The list has no end. As a personal anecdote, Okama bought a spare battery for his gay digital camera (these devices eat batteries like how a Catholic priest hungers to supervise a youth soccer team taking a group shower), and had to choose between a $60 original equipment manufacturer (OEM for short) or a $40 Chinaman replica. Okama felt cheap that day, and bought the ersatz fraud. Bad move camel jockey! Okama's cheap chicanery worked only for a few minutes and then died. Upon checking the original country of manufacture, it was found that it was 'Made in Panda-land.' At this point, in Okama's mind, thoughts ran like this: "@#$%ing dumb-@$$ battery piece of sh!# son of a b!tc#!!!" etc., etc. Doesn't any crap produced by this land where they eat chicken feet for Dim Sum and traffic adolescent body parts - work? Okama also blames the round-eye whitey bean counters for this world-wide disease of 'Doesn't Anything Work Anymore Syndrome (DAWAS).' These penny pinchers want the widget made for 2 cents. Stack 'em high... |
