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Ciao from Iiiiiiiiiitaly!
ObR good paisan of me.
ObR like bella figa wooooman like Anna Falchi.
My type of guy ObR, let's geeeett busy so beeeend
oooover!
Taste my Pasta Puttanesca!!!
Giuseppe 'Bruto' Stronzo
Parma, Italy
Okarma, your site
is pants!
You're a chump, not a champ.
More Mr. Bean than Sean Bean.
You should bugger orf into your cave in hiding.
Definitely NOT the guv'nor...
Cockney Wankershaft
East London, England
Hallo from Deutscheland! (uber
alles!)
ObR, your site ist very geil ('cool'
in German, also means 'horny' depending on context).
Venn you komm to Berlin, you heff to check out ze
Love Parade ja?
We ken also go out for some bratwurst and um-pah-pah
muzik.
Wen you visit, letz compare die sizes of our vieners,
might as vell...
Sour Kraut
Berlin, Germany
Kung Fu kick, hyeeeeeee, Ya!
Harro from rand of panda bear!
I rike Okama because he don't rike
fact bad white man taking our women.
Also fact that ramen originarry came
from my country. Ah soh!
Ah Chu (rike when you sneeze!)
Beijing, China
ObR wassappinin' vato
loco?
Less go cruisin' in my lowrider!
I just got new 'killer' Daytons
with
Triple Diamond knock-offs in my ride holmes.
Check it out ese.
'Loco Lowrider'
East Los Angeles
I big fan of Okama
bin Ramen.
Okama bin Ramen declare of
holy jihad
similar what I do during 'Nam war 1968.
Back then I walk up 500 mile Ho Chi Minh trail
and rode boat down back on Mekong river.
I kill 200 American G.I. during journey.
Me-so-horny Charlie!
Phuc Dat
Saigon, Vietman
Okama, you are a load
of sh*te.
Go back to your cave!
Richard Forester
Swansea, England
ObR, daaaamn G, you
am da BOMB in dis mo'fo'!
Lemme know one thang; how can I be down?
Latrell 'Yohimbe'
Mayweather
Inglewood, California
ObR izu mai heero!
Hee izu gureito!
Hizu ass izu so sekushii...
Ikuko Ima
Yokohama, Japan
bEfOrE I knEw OkAmA
bIn rAmEn
I wAs All AbOUt hOtlInE and cOllEctIng wArEz.
bUt nOw I sEE thE lIght.
thAnk yOU Obr, mAd prOps gOIng OUt fOr yOU!
hAckEr bOy
InfOrmAtIOn sUpErhIghwAy
Oooh, Okama bin Ramen,
you are my MAN!
I have a full-size portrait of you on the ceiling,
right above my bed, next to my 'pride' flag.
This way I can wake up and the first thing I see is the LEADER!
I also have ObR tattooed on both buttcheeks.
Timothy 'Gay Noodles'
Johnson
Castro District, San Francisco
