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Q: Who is Okama bin
Ramen?
A: Gay Tariban leader of al 'o-chin-chin' Kaeeda
Q: What is Okama bin
Ramen's full name?
A: Okama bin Ramen-teishoku oomori iccho agari gyoza futari-bun tsuika chumon
onegaishimaaaasu! ato beeru mottekite, beeru! mugi-cha demo iikara...
Q: Date of birth?
A: 11 Sept., 3001
Q: Birthplace?
A: Ka-buru, Okama-ghanistan
Q: Who is the leader
of Okama-ghanistan?
A: Hummus Karuizawa (distant relative of Hamid Karzai, interim leader of Afghanistan)
Q: Favourite food?
A: Ramen, DUH! Okama likes all kinds, Cup
'o Noodles, Maruchan, and even
Smack Ramen.
On Okama's birthday, I celebrate with a traditional birthday ramen,
relished with such Middle-Eastern delicacies as Shawarma and Falafel.
Q: Favourite computer?
A: OKAMAcintosh
Q: How often does
ObR bathe?
A: Since water is a precious commodity (more so than crude oil) in Okama-ghanistan,
I take a real bath with hot water about twice a year. I take a sand shower
every month though. Yes, a sand shower. If the sand is gritty, it does no
favours on one's most sensitive of appendages. I could take a gasoline bath,
but I smoke, and don't want my o-chin-chin to go up in flames...
Q: Favourite TV show?
A: CNN News, the gay Tariban's next
move depends on it...
Q: Soapbox issue?
A: Eradication of rice chasing (a.k.a. 'yerrow fever'), what ails da white
man (a.k.a. hakujin)
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to read this page?
A: If one truly desires to know the real skinny on pressing issues that have
an impact on mankind, s/he should bookmark this page immediately and make
it their start page BIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!
