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Kristi Yamaguchi
- Good ice skater but married a hakujin* ice skater. Okama smells
rice chasing on Kristy's cracKKKer hubby. |
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Lance Ito
- Famous judge's claim to fame involves the infamous African-American
football player-cum-Naked Gun actor who is always seen playing golf
lately. Married to a whitey wife (Ito is, OJ was), and hence a rare
instance of reverse rice chasing (RCC for short). |
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Anne Namba
- Designer of really expen$ive clothes for celebrities. Anne may design
beautiful clothes for wimmin', but she ugly and sure has been beaten
more than once with an ugly stick. |
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Kent Nagano
- Composer of serial music, the kind of $h!t that seems to go on forever
like a bad movie. |
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Norman Mineta
- Secretary of Transportation. Enuf said. This is one nip high up
in da gov'ment. |
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George Takei
- Gay actor, as reported by an Okama confidant and former Washington
DC intern who went to UCLA School of Law. She told me that at an Asian
American awards ceremony in DC that Mr. Takei's (known as 'Mr. Sulu'
[cue deep throbbing voice - "Welcome aboard,
captain."] in the original Star Trek series) limo driver
had told her of this news to ObR's gay-Tariban delight. |
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Pat Morita
- Karate Kid master. Has also starred in some tofu commercials. Okama
doesn't know if having the skill of catching flies with chopsticks
has sold more tofu. Wax on, wax off! |
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Rob Fukuzaki
- Sports caster for ABC (channel 7) in Los Angeles at 5, 6, and 11
PM. As Okama knows nothing about conventional sports (Okama is only
into water sports. No, not the conventional kind. GSA - Golden
Shower Attack!!!) |
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Ellison Onizuka
- One of the seven unfortunate astronauts aboard the space shuttle
Challenger who never came back home to tell about it. Okama is sad.
This unfortunate explosion spawned many tasteless jokes like "What
does NASA stand for now? - Need Another
Seven Astronauts." Puh-leeze.
(This rigmarole was written pre-Columbia accident and ObR did not
mean to offend the offended) |
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Mike Honda
- San Jose politician. Father of autocratic UCLA NSU taiko (JAPanese
drums) ex-leader, Mark Honda during the first half of the 1990s. Mark
(the son), took intense pride in running the NSU taiko group to the
ground with clockwork precision and military-style oppression. His
dictatorial demeanor during his tenure at NSU taiko is second only
to tyrants such as North Korean president Kim Il Jung and Hitler. |
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Daniel Inouye
- Senator of Hawaii. Served in the U.S. Army 442nd Regimental Combat
Team. Lost an arm during WWII. Investigated the Watergate hubbub.
Okama has nuttin' on this honourable Oriental bloke. |
