Impostor alert! These two are stealing the limelight from the OG (Original Pimpsta) master (of disaster) Okama bin Ramen. Times must be tough for Rowan Atkinson (a.k.a Mr. Bean), Okama guesses, if he has to resort to joining the gay Tariban for a few cheap laughs and measly pay. Kisama bin Ramyun (ramen in Korean) is shown here "wielding his great oud that he uses to play ballads of lonely shepherds who wonder the desert in search of the forbidden oasis."**

These two con-men are NOT the real thing. Denizens of the Internet, beware of cheap rip-offs of ObR! ObR's magic formula (or secret sauce), as always, is 'often imitated but never duplicated.' These homos (or okama in JAPanese) do not hold a candle to da real thang beeeeeyotch!!!

* Professional photography taken and digitally manipulated by the gr00vy0ne.
** Quoting from gr00vy0ne