Lame SUV modifications, the saga continues! Although fossil fuel stores are drying up, tasteless AmeriKKKans are still giving their beloved 9 MPG SUVs* a complete makeover with an ugly stick. To remind the reader of the progression of this plague, tired soccer moms first buy a SUV which was made to go off road, but end up driving their bloated vehicles to drop off their so called f***ed up 'honor student**' kids at the cozy confines of a suburban school. Then what happens is these people put low-profile tires and nasty-looking rims on the vehicle. Oh yeah, don't forget the clear 'Altezza***' tail lamps. Then what? Of course, the logical third step is to lower the whole enchilada. Great idea Einstein! No sh!t Sherlock! Why don't you just buy a station wagon instead? Or do men feel they have bigger cojones driving their testosterone-fueled-penis-extension-on-wheels and menopausing women can get back at the world for their chronic sexism oppression?

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** Isn't it funny that all of those bumper stickers say this? I guess these children are all overachievers. Okama saw a funny counter-argument to these "My stupid kid is an honor student at Fcuked-Up Elementary School" stickers. It said "My kid beat up your honor student."
*** This may be old hat for some of you, but the reason why those clear tail lamps are called 'Altezzas' is due to the fact that the original car which this type of feature appeared is that's what the JAPanese equivalent to the Lexus IS 300 is called over there in the land of the rising sun.