sardar from shimla phone to his wife living in delhi.
sardar:hello,memsaab ko phone do zara
(servant receive the phone)
servant:memsaab uske husband ke saath soo rahi
sardar:kya,to main koun hoon
servant:mujhe kya patha
sardar:ek kam karo,udar gun hai na,leke memsaab ko maar kar
aa,baad mein bataeinge kya karne keliye.
servant:achaa saab memsaab ko mardiya,ab kya karu
sardar:body ko ghar ke neeche phenk do
servant:hamara ghar to ground floor pe hain
sardar:sorry,mera ghar to 10th floor pe hain.
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Banta singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how
did he do his exam, for that he replied 'Exam was okay, but for the past tense
of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and atlast I wrote THUNK !!!'
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once a sardar was walking and a man followed him and said, "tum chinese ho?"
sardar said,"nahin!" and walked away. but the man still follows him and asks,
"tum chinese ho?" and sardar walks away. the man runs after him asking "tum
chinese ho?" and the sardar runs away. now they are up a building and the man
still asks "tum chinese ho?" and the sardar warns him and says, "if u ask me 1
more time, i will jump off!" and the man asks "tum chinese ho?" and sardar warns
him again, fearing death. the man asks him again "tum chinese ho?" and sardar
warns him again. after the man asks him 20 times, sardar thought that it would
be shameful to not jump off after warning him. so he jumps, and the man jumps
too. he asks "tum chinese ho?" in the air, and they both fall. at the hospital,
the doctor asked "why did u jump off?" then sardar explains everything. and
finally he decides to say yes to stop the man from asking so many questions. so
the man at the hospital comes into the sardar's room and asks "tum chinese ho?"
and sardar says, "haan, mein chinese hoon." and the man says, "lagta nahin."
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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.
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Sardarji is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes.
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Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile
boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally they find him hunting crocodiles
and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs,
angrily exclaims: "71st and *again* barefoot!"
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Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks,
"What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
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What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
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There was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters.
They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,
"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...
"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then we would become
a State of USA and develop automatically."
All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd was
not.Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL
VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"
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